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  All: [waving in a cliche, sissy-like attitude] Hello-o....
• Barney: Today, you're gonna be a man, Bart. Ba
  You guys going to teach me to drive? Moe: [to Barney] Oh, yeah, let a twinkle-toes drive Betsy....
• Ohh, my son doesn't stand a chance! The whole world has gone gay!
  -- Homer Simpson Homer's Phobia...
• Homer: [slurred] Are you an angel? Moe: Yes, Homer.
  I'm an angel. All us angels wear farah slacks. Home...
• Marge: I'm very sorry you feel that way, because John invited us all out for a drive today, and we're going.
  Homer: Woah-ho-ho, not me! And not because John's gay, but because he's a sneak....
• Bart: How'd you know that thing would work? Joh
  Well the sound is just _brutal_, and I figured reindeer would naturally be afraid of their cruel master Santa Claus....
• Homer: You know, Bart, maybe it's the concussion talking, but any way you choose to live your life is okay with me.
  Bart; Huh? Lisa: [whispering] He thinks you're gay....
• Homer: You're right. I've been wasting my life away in that dump for years.
  That's it! I'm going to find a _new_ bar to drink in, and I'm going to get drunker than I've ever been in my entire life!...
• Homer: Stand aside, Marge, I'm taking the boy deer hunting.
  He's going to grow up _straight_ for once!...