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• Flanders! My socks feel dirty! Gimme some water to wash 'em!
  -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood...
• Well if it isn't the leader of the weiner patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons!
  -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood...
• Ned: Well, I guess now we know why they call them "rapids" and not "slowpids", huh?
  Bart: [appreciative] Ha, ha! Homer: You are not my son!...
• Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals.
  Except the weasel. -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood...
• Homer: Son, there was something I was going to give you at the end of this trip, but since we may not survive, I want you to have it now.
  Bart: [gasps] A real Swiss Army knife! Cool! Home...
• Ned: Our annual father-son rafting trip is next weekend.
  Bart: [thinking] Oh no, me bring Homer on a rafting trip?...
• Homer: How was jerk practice, boy? Did they teach you how to sing to trees?
  And build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs?...
• Dad, I know I've been a little hard on you the last couple of days.
  If I had the strength to lift my arms, I'd give you a hug....
• Ah, the last peanut -- overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers.
  -- Homer with an almost empty jar of peanuts, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood...