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Yeah. Wait A Minute. It's The Guy From TV. My Kid's Hero.
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Homer Simpson
Yeah. Wait a minute. It's the guy from TV. My kid's
hero...Cruddy...Crummy...Krusty the Clown!
-- Homer Simpson
Krusty Gets Busted
Related:
Homer: Bart, you know that guy on your lunchbox? Ba
Oh, you mean Krusty the Clown? Homer: He's sort of a hero of yours, isn't he?...
You can emerge now from my chips. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone.
-- Apu to a (cowardly) Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...
Earth-to-Marge. Earth-to-Marge. I was there. The clown is G-I-L-L-T-Y.
-- Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...
Homer: But wait. You can't kill me for being Krusty.
I'm not him. I'm Homer Simpson. Fat Tony: The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of out club?...
Homer: Wait a minute, is this a religious thing? Krusty
A religious
think, yes....
Krusty: [entertaining the family by riding a unicycle while balancing a plant on his nose] Ba
Krusty, you don't have to be `on' tonight. Home...
Chocolate ... double chocolate ... *gasp!* New flavor!
Triple chocolate!" -- Homer in "Krusty Gets Busted", from The Simpso...
The reason I look unhappy is that tonight I have to see a slide show starring my wife's sisters -- or as I call them, `the gruesome twosome.
' -- Homer Simpson Krusty Gets Busted...