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• Yeah. Wait a minute. It's the guy from TV. My kid's hero.
  ..Cruddy...Crummy...Krusty the Clown! -- Homer Simpson Krusty Gets Busted...
• Hello, steady customer! How are you this evening, sir?
  -- Apu welcomes Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Homer: Bart, you know that guy on your lunchbox? Ba
  Oh, you mean Krusty the Clown? Homer: He's sort of a hero of yours, isn't he?...
• Mr. Simpson, was that you taking that cowardly dive into that display of heavily-salted snack treats?
  -- Prosecutor at Krusty's trial, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• What's the matter, sir? Never have I seen you so unhappy when you are purchasing such a large quantity of ice cream.
  -- Apu to Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Chocolate ... double chocolate ... *gasp!* New flavor!
  Triple chocolate!" -- Homer in "Krusty Gets Busted", from The Simpso...
• Bart: "But, Dad, you're giving in to mob mentality.
  Homer: "No, I'm not. I'm hopping on the band wagon....
• Krusty: [holding a gun] Hand over all your money in a paper bag.
  Apu: Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery....
• Hand over all your money in a paper bag!" "Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery.
  I do work in a convenience store you know....