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Coyote: Fear Not, Homer. I Am Your Spirit Guide. Home
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Coyote: Fear not, Homer. I am your spirit guide.
Homer: Hiya.
Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn.
Homer: If it's about laying off the insanity peppers, I'm way ahead
of ya.
El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer
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Coyote: Fear not, Homer. I am your spirit guide. Home
[warily] Hiya. Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn....
Homer: You know, I have been meaning to take a spiritual journey, and I would.
.. [the coyote is chewing his pant leg] Hey! Knock it off!...
Homer: Oh, I give up. Coyote: [voiceover] Find your soulmate, Homer.
Find your soulmate. Homer: Where? Where? Coyote...
Okay, retrace your steps. Woke up, fought with Marge, ate Guatemalan insanity peppers, then I.
.. Oh... -- Homer's daily regimen, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
Homer: Oh, Marge! [chanting] We're number one! We're number one!
In your face, space coyote! Marge: [sotto voce] Space coyote?...
Coyote: I speak of a deeper wisdom. The problem, Homer, is that the mind is always chattering away with a thousand thoughts at once.
Homer: Yeah, that's me all right. [Homer has a glazed look in his eyes as the wind blows his two hair strands....
Coyote: Clarity is the path to inner peace. Home
Well, what should I do? Should I meditate? Should I get rid of all my possessions?...
Homer: Huh? Golf course? Did I dream that whole thing?
Maybe the desert was just this sand trap. Oh, and I bet that crazy pyramid was just the pro shop....
I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm.
-- Moe, on his relationship to Homer, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...