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Homer: Oh, I Give Up. Coyote: [voiceover] Find Your Soulmate, Homer.
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Homer: Oh, I give up.
Coyote: [voiceover] Find your soulmate, Homer. Find your soulmate.
Homer: Where? Where?
Coyote: This is just your memory. I can't give you any new information.
-- Thank you for calling,
"El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer"
Related:
Homer: Huh? Golf course? Did I dream that whole thing?
Maybe the desert was just this sand trap. Oh, and I bet that crazy pyramid was just the pro shop....
Coyote: Fear not, Homer. I am your spirit guide. Home
[warily] Hiya. Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn....
Coyote: Fear not, Homer. I am your spirit guide. Home
Hiya. Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn. Home...
Homer: Oh, Marge! [chanting] We're number one! We're number one!
In your face, space coyote! Marge: [sotto voce] Space coyote?...
Homer: You know, I have been meaning to take a spiritual journey, and I would.
.. [the coyote is chewing his pant leg] Hey! Knock it off!...
Homer: A machine?! Earl's a machine?! [sarcastic] Oh, that's just perfect!
Homer's desperate search for a soulmate has yielded a lighthouse-keeping robot....
Homer: I always just figured my wife was my soulmate.
But if it's not Marge, then who is it? Where do I begin looking?...
Okay, retrace your steps. Woke up, fought with Marge, ate Guatemalan insanity peppers, then I.
.. Oh... -- Homer's daily regimen, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
Helen: Howdy howdy, Marge and Home... oh, my mistake.
Homer's not even *with* you. Probably just knocking back a few "refreshments....