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Okay, Retrace Your Steps. Woke Up, Fought With Marge, Ate Guatemalan Insanity Peppers, Then I.
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Okay, retrace your steps. Woke up, fought with Marge, ate Guatemalan
insanity peppers, then I... Oh...
-- Homer's daily regimen,
"El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer"
Related:
Coyote: Fear not, Homer. I am your spirit guide. Home
Hiya. Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn. Home...
Coyote: Fear not, Homer. I am your spirit guide. Home
[warily] Hiya. Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn....
Homer: Oh, Marge! [chanting] We're number one! We're number one!
In your face, space coyote! Marge: [sotto voce] Space coyote?...
Homer: Oh, I give up. Coyote: [voiceover] Find your soulmate, Homer.
Find your soulmate. Homer: Where? Where? Coyote...
Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
-- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
Well, Chief, don't quit your day job... Whatever that is.
-- Homer, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
Oh, honey, I didn't get drunk, I just went to a strange fantasy world.
-- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestro Jome...
Wiggum: Afternoon, Homer. Care for some chili? I've added an extra ingredient just for you.
[dramatic] The merciless peppers of Quetzlzacatenango!...
Bart: Where's Homer? Marge: [through clenched teeth] Your father decided he'd rather come home in a taxi.
[to herself] Or a police car. -- "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...