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• Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
  -- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Well, Chief, don't quit your day job... Whatever that is.
  -- Homer, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Homer: Oh, I give up. Coyote: [voiceover] Find your soulmate, Homer.
  Find your soulmate. Homer: Where? Where? Coyote...
• Man, this is crazy. I hope I didn't brain my damage.
  -- Who would notice? "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Oh, honey, I didn't get drunk, I just went to a strange fantasy world.
  -- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestro Jome...
• Well, I just fell like filling the house with the rich satisfying smell of tobacco.
  -- Marge, our new spokeperson, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Homer: You know, I have been meaning to take a spiritual journey, and I would.
  .. [the coyote is chewing his pant leg] Hey! Knock it off!...
• Smithers: Evenin', little lady. You reckon a square could get a dance?
  Marge: [sighs] It looks so complicated. Do you know how?...
• Marge: Okay, we'll go to the chili cook-off, but I want you to promise that you won't have any beer.
  Homer: [trying to pull his boots on] Okay, quit nagging me, I won't have any beer....