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• Bart: Oh, Dad, can we keep him? Homer: But he's a loser!
  He's pathetic! He's... SLH: [licks Homer's face] Home...
• Bart: Hey, Santa, what's shaking? Homer: What's your name, Bart .
  .. ner? -- er, little partner? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson....
• It says it's for dogs, but she can't read.
  -- Homer Simpson Simpson's Roasting on an Open Fire...
• Gee, Dad. You must really love us to sink *THIS* low.
  -- Bart to Homer in "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire", from The Simpso...
• Marge: This is the best gift of all, Homer. Home
  It is? Marge: Yes, something to share our love. And frighten prowlers....
• Bart: Hey Santa, what's shakin', man? Homer: [as Santa] What's your name, Bart.
  ..ner? Uh, little partner? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?...
• And if he runs away, he won't be hard to catch.
• You must really love us to sink so low.
• Chipmunks roasting on an open fire.