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• Karl: Hey, way to save our lives! Len: Yeah, we owe you one!
  Homer: Yeah, you know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman....
• Homer: [panicking, as warning sirens wail] Gotta think, gotta think.
  .. Okay, somewhere there's a thingie that tells you how to work this stuff....
• Troy: [voiceover] Earlier this year, Homer's long-lost mother returned.
  And so did a long-lost care package. [shot of Homer eating food from old care packages] Home...
• Homer: Listen here: my name is Homer J. Simpson. You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not.
  Now I want you to straighten this out without a lot of your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo- jumbo!...
• You can't depend on me all your lives. You have to learn that there's a little Homer Simpson in all of us.
  -- Homer Simpson Homer Defined...
• Homer: It's Mr. Smithers, he's calling for you. Smithe
  [on a beach] How's everything going there, sir? Well, I have a lot of....
• See you in hell, candy boys!! -- Homer Simpson Homer Badma
• Grimes: Oh, that's my degree in nuclear physics. I'm sure you all have one.
  Lenny: Oh yeah, Carl and I each have a masters'....
• Homer: Okay okay, think back to your training... [begin flashback] Traine
  Now, Homer, this may very well save your life one day....