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  You just have to read the manual and press the right button....
• Karl: Hey, way to save our lives! Len: Yeah, we owe you one!
  Homer: Yeah, you know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman....
• Homer: I gotta call my family. Oh, this is so embarrassing, calling them from a nuthouse.
  I mean, they think I'm a god! Man: I could call them for you....
• Troy: [voiceover] When Krusty the clown got canceled, he tried everything to stay on the air.
  Here's what you didn't see. Krusty: Watch my show, I will send you this book featuring me in a variety of sexually explicit positions....
• Homer: Oh, I can't believe it, I got an enemy. Me the most beloved man in Springfield.
  Moe: Ah, it's a weird world, Homer. As hard as it is to believe, some people don't care for me, neither....
• Letterman: And the number one reference that I am running into the ground is.
  .."Homer Simpson"! [music starts, audience laughs] [changes channel to Chespirito who gets his butt pinched] Chespirito...
• Uh-oh. Looks like there's a little left-over nuclear waste.
  [pulls out a hand broom] No problem! I'll just put them where nobody will find them for a million years!...
• Marge: I've got to tell Homer about this baby in just the right way and at just the right time.
  Until then, please, keep this to yourselves....
• Burns: Stay back Homer, approach no further, coffee's already made.
  I stomped the beans myself. Homer: Uh, well, can I at least drive you home, Mr....