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  You just have to read the manual and press the right button....
• Grimes: Oh, that's my degree in nuclear physics. I'm sure you all have one.
  Lenny: Oh yeah, Carl and I each have a masters'....
• Len: Hey, big fight coming up. Karl: Yea, you wanna come over to my house and listen to round-by-round updates on the radio?
  Len: Oh, yeah, okay. Oh, and then after the fight, we can watch the still photos on the 11-o'clock news....
• Barney: Aw, Moe, we were saved by a sissy. Moe: Yeah, yeah, we'll never live it down.
  Oh, boy, it looks like it's suicide again for me....
• Burns: Oh, and what's this? A congratulatory phone call from Earvin `Magic' Johnson?
  Homer: [gasps] Magic Johnson!? [picks up the phone] Yello?...
• Homer: [panicking, as warning sirens wail] Gotta think, gotta think.
  .. Okay, somewhere there's a thingie that tells you how to work this stuff....
• Krusty: [looking over] Hey, nice quote uniforms, endquote.
  Kent: [pretending] This just in, a new addition to our worst-dressed li...
• Karl: Yeah, you know, those Germans aren't so bad. Le
  Sure they made mistakes in the past, but aah, that's why pencils have erasers!...
• Homer: Son, I know you're upset because you thought you saw us on TV saying we didn't want you in our family.
  But those were just actors playing us! Ba...