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Oh, Everything's Too Damned Expensive These Days. This Bible Cost 15 Bucks!
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Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This bible cost 15
bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this
guy.
-- Homer Simpson
Related:
Lisa: Dad, remember how you said going to Itchy and Scratchy Land would be too damned expensive?
Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days....
Foul temptress. I'll bet she thinks Ziggy's gotten too preachy, too!
-- Homer Simpson The Last Temptation of Home...
Homer: [awkwardly] Uh...so, let's have a conversation.
Um...I think we'll find we have very little in common....
Dave: Mr. Simpson, if you want to be a good father, you have to spend time with your son.
Homer: Well, that's easy for you to say, you .....
Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
-- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
Marge: Mmm, I hope you kept the Homey-fires burning.
[Homer snores] Homer... Homer: Huh?...
I know everything about everything, except that.
Moe: Oh, everybody is going to family restaurants these days, tsk.
Seems nobody wants to hang out in a dank pit no more....