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• Fry: Drugs are for losers, and hypnosis is for losers with big weird eyebrows.
• Homer: I'm just a big fool. Karl: Oh no, you're not.
  Homer: How do you know? Karl: Because my mother taught me never to kiss a fool!...
• Kent: Tonight, on "Eye on Springfield": just miles from your doorstep, hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill.
  The government calls it the "army", but a more alarmist name would be -- "The Killbot Factory....
• Homer: I'm just a big fool. Karl: Oh no, you're not!
  Homer: How do you know? Karl: Because my mother taught me never to kiss a fool!...
• ound of Bobby McFerrin song finishing] Marty: That was Bobby McFerrin's new one, "I'm Worried (Need Money)".
  If you want tickets to the big Pigskin Classic [oinking noise] just get to a phone and be our thirteenth caller....
• Lisa: What's so special about this game anyway? It's just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville.
  They built a mini-mall, so we built a bigger mini-mall....
• Homer: I want everyone to know that this is Ned Flanders .
  .. my friend! Lenny: What'd he say? Carl: I dunno....
• Homer: But how did you find me? Marge: Well, I was sure you'd be on foot, because you always say public transportation is for losers.
  And I was sure you'd head west, because Springfield slopes down that way....
• Mmm...incapacitating. -- Homer Simpson The Springfield Connectio