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• Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure before.
  Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out there....
• Laser effects, mirrored balls -- John Williams must be rolling around in his grave.
  -- Homer Simpson The Springfield Connectio...
• Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman -- and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
  -- Homer Simpson The Springfield Connectio...
• Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the Police Academy, I thought it's be fun and exciting, like the movie `Spaceballs.
  ' But instead, it's been painful and disturbing, like the movie `Police Academy....
• Wiggum: Cuff him, boys. We're putting this dirtbag away.
  Snake: Huh! I'll be back on the street in 24 hours....
• Losers! Losers! Kiss my big Springfield behind, Shelbyville!
  -- Homer Simpson Homer Loves Flande...
• Herman: [ominous] Advance on him, men. Marge: [appearing at the garage door] I don't think that's a very good idea.
  Crony: Oh no, it's Gloria Vanderbilt out for revenge!...
• Homer says, on the smuggling of jeans into Springfield
  Think about the real victims: Calvin Kline, Gloria Vanderbilt, and Antoine Bugleboy -- people who saw an overcrowded market and said, 'Me, too!...
• That shot is impossible! Jack Nicholson himself couldn't make it!
  -- Homer Simpson Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...