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• Hey baby! Get comfortable. Relaaax. It's a little hot for that cheerleader outfit, don't you think?
  -- The Evil Krusty Doll to Malibu Stacey, "Treehouse of Horror III...
• pointing to a Good/Evil switch on the back of the doll] Yup, here's your problem.
  Someone set this thing to "Evil". -- Krusty Co. repairman, "Treehouse of Horror III...
• Oooh, what a day. Homer made me give him a sponge bath [shudders] But coming home to you makes it all worthwhile.
  -- Krusty Doll to Malibu Stacey, "Treehouse of Horror III...
• The doll's trying to kill me, and the toaster's been laughing at me.
  -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror III...
• Zombie Krusty: To enter, send me your parents' brains.
  Or write "Parents' brains" on a three by five card, and send it to....
• Doll: Here you go, buddy. Homer: Did you walk the dog?
  Doll: Yeah, he buried me a couple of times. Home...
• Homer: I suppose you want to probe me. Well, you might as well get it over with.
  Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us....
• Abe: [shouting] That doll is *Evil*, I tells ya. Evil!
  Eeeeeeviillll!!! Marge: Grandpa, you said that about all the presents....
• Marge: Homer, what's wrong? Homer: [pointing to the harmless doll] That doll tried to kill me!
  Bart: I'd say the pressure has finally gotten to Dad, but what pressure?...