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Marge: Homer, What's Wrong? Homer: [pointing To The Harmless Doll] That Doll Tried To Kill Me!
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Marge: Homer, what's wrong?
Homer: [pointing to the harmless doll]
That doll tried to kill me!
Bart: I'd say the pressure has finally gotten to Dad, but what
pressure?
-- "Treehouse of Horror III"
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Doll: Guess who, Fat boy!! Homer: [blinded, bumping around, with the doll strapped to his head] Marge!
Marge! Look! Marge: [from the kitchen] Oh, my God!...
The doll's trying to kill me, and the toaster's been laughing at me.
-- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror III...
Oooh, what a day. Homer made me give him a sponge bath [shudders] But coming home to you makes it all worthwhile.
-- Krusty Doll to Malibu Stacey, "Treehouse of Horror III...
Your doll is trying to kill my husband! [pause] Yes, I'll hold.
-- Marge calls the hotline, "Treehouse of Horror III...
Doll: I'm Krusty the Klown and I don't like you. Home
Heh heh heh heh. Doll: I'm Krusty the Klown and I'm going to *kill* you!...
Doll: Here you go, buddy. Homer: Did you walk the dog?
Doll: Yeah, he buried me a couple of times. Home...
Homer: That's not so scary. Lisa: A doll... From *Hell*!
Homer: [cowardly] I'm gonna go to the store... Lisa...
pointing to a Good/Evil switch on the back of the doll] Yup, here's your problem.
Someone set this thing to "Evil". -- Krusty Co. repairman, "Treehouse of Horror III...
Bart: I thought dabbling in the Black Arts would be good for a chuckle, how wrong I was.
I should have never read that book. Lisa: Bart, maybe the library has another book that will reverse the spell?...