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Oooh, What A Day. Homer Made Me Give Him A Sponge Bath [shudders] But Coming Home To You Makes It All Worthwhile.
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Oooh, what a day. Homer made me give him a sponge bath [shudders]
But coming home to you makes it all worthwhile.
-- Krusty Doll to Malibu Stacey,
"Treehouse of Horror III"
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Hey baby! Get comfortable. Relaaax. It's a little hot for that cheerleader outfit, don't you think?
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Marge! Look! Marge: [from the kitchen] Oh, my God!...
pointing to a Good/Evil switch on the back of the doll] Yup, here's your problem.
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