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• Bart: I was wondering. How important is it to be popular?
  Homer: I'm glad you asked, son. Being popular is the most important thing in the world!...
• Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
  Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you?...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Marge: Bart, you said you were going to study. Ba
  [clearly in pain] Oh! My stomach. Marge: Mmm, you just don't want to take that test....
• Mindy: Homer...you don't have to do anything you don't want to.
  Homer: Well, maybe I want to...but then I think about Marge and the kids....
• Joey: Well, see when you're acting you need to think about stuff like that.
  My character, Joseph the processor guy, has two little girls, Ashley and Brittany....
• Homer: So... how about those rainbow suspenders, huh?
  Bart: Dad...? Homer: Pretty cool way to keep your pants up, eh?...
• Milhouse: [on the walkie talkie] Milhouse to Bart.
  Do you want to come over and play? Ba...
• Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge? Marge: Mmm, everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person.
  Homer: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?...