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• Homer: I'm sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.
  Marge: Maybe we should move to a larger community. There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Homer: "Sometimes I think we must be the worst family in Springfield.
  Marge: "Well, maybe we should move to a larger community....
• Bart: Whoa! Look at this place, what a dump! Home
  It's worst than you think, heh heh heh. I just trampled this poor sap's flower bed....
• Marge: You took a new job in a strange town without discussing it with your family?
  Homer: Of course not. I wouldn't do that! [pause] Why not?...
• Marge: Do you think we should leave the kids unsupervised?
  Mother: You're right. [turns on the TV] -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Marge: Homer, couldn't we pawn my engagement ring instead?
  Homer: Now, I appreciate that, honey, but we need one hundred and fifty dollars here....
• Marge: Homer, couldn't we pawn my engagement ring instead?
  Homer: I appreciate that, honey, but we need one hundred an fifty dollars here!...
• Marge: Here we sit, enjoying the shade. Wives: Hey, Marge, and pour the wine!
  Marge: Drink the drink that I have made. Wives: Hey, Marge, and pour the wine!...
• Marge: Maybe we should call it a night. Ruth: OK. I _should_ get home to my daughter before that naked talk show comes on.
  -- The one with bacon on the beach?, "Marge on the Lam...