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• Homer: Sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.
  Marge: Maybe we should move to a larger community. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Homer: I'm sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.
  Marge: Maybe we should move to a larger community. There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Bart: Whoa! Look at this place, what a dump! Home
  It's worst than you think, heh heh heh. I just trampled this poor sap's flower bed....
• Marge: Do you think we should leave the kids unsupervised?
  Mother: You're right. [turns on the TV] -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Marge: Homer, couldn't we pawn my engagement ring instead?
  Homer: Now, I appreciate that, honey, but we need one hundred and fifty dollars here....
• Marge: Homer, couldn't we pawn my engagement ring instead?
  Homer: I appreciate that, honey, but we need one hundred an fifty dollars here!...
• I want to be alone with my thought. -- Homer in "There's No Disgrace Like Home", from The Simpso
• Mother: I don't know who to love more... My son Joshua who's captain of the football team, or my daughter Amber who got the lead in the school play.
  Usually, I use their grades as a tie-breaker, but they both got straight A's this term, so what's a mother to do?...
• Homer: Dear Lord, thank You for this microwave bounty, even though we don't deserve it.
  I mean... our kids are uncontrollable hellions!...