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Good Morning, Fellow Employee. You'll Notice That I Am Now A Model Worker.
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Homer Simpson
Good morning, fellow employee. You'll notice that I am now a model
worker. We should continue this conversation later, during the designated
break periods. Sincerely, Homer Simpson.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Enemy
Related:
Grimes: Oh, I, I can't stand it any longer. This whole plant is insane.
Insane, I tell you! [snaps mentally] Daahh! Aaah!...
Unlike most of you, I am not a nut. -- Homer Simpson Homer's Odyssey
Foreman: [in Japanese] Hello? Homer: Yes. This is Homer Simpson from America.
Who may I say is speaking to me? Forema...
Smithers: That's Homer Simpson. He wasn't exactly a model employee.
Burns: Well, who
a model [sees Smithers sans skull, just brain] employee....
Worker: Quit complaining, chrome-dome. Homer: D'oh!
If I had hair, you wouldn't be calling me that! -- "Simpson and Delilah...
Uh, so. Let's have a conversation. Uh, I think we'll find that we have very little in common.
-- Homer Simpson The Last Temptation of Home...
Homer: [snores] Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir. Bart: Now get cracking on my long division, and don't forget to show your work, Simpson....
Homer: Good morning, Moe's Tavern! Barney: Hey, it's the president!
-- Homer gets hair, "Simpson and Delilah...
Wh ... what's going on? Wh ... wha ... why am I on a Japanese box?
-- Homer Simpson In Marge We Tru...