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Top Ten Changes If Linus Torvalds Achieves World Domination 10.
That annoying Linus character from the Peanuts cartoons would be killed off 9....
Top Ten Ways to Pronounce Linux 1. Lih-nucks 2.
Lie-nucks 3. Not Win-doze 4. World Domination 5....
Missouri Town Changes Name to 'Linux' LINUX, MO -- The small Missouri town of Linn, county seat of Osage County, announced yesterday that it will be henceforth called 'Linux'.
Mayor Bob Farrow said...
Linux Rally Held in Pennsylvania HARRISBURG, PA -- Thousands of Linux advocates gathered at the Pennsylvania state capitol building earlier today.
They were protesting the state's recent three yea...
CmdrBurrito" Launches Slashdot.org Parody An anonymous hacker with the handle "CmdrBurrito" has launched a parody of the Slashdot "News for Nerds" site entitled Dotslash.
Dotslash has the motto "S...
Kitchen Sink' OS Announced Coding has begun on a new operating system code named 'Kitchen Sink'.
The new OS will be based entirely on GNU Emacs....
Mad Programmer Commits Suicide KENNETT, MO -- For two years Doug Carter toiled away in his basement computer lab working on his own 'Dougnix' operating system.
Apparently he was sick of Windows 95...
Red Hat Unveils New Ad Campaign Linux distributor Red Hat has announced plans for a $
650,000 ad campaign. The ads will appear on several major newspapers as well as on a few selected websites....
Open Source Beer Revolution Yesterday, Red Hat introduced an 'open source' beer called Red Brew.
Linux Infiltrates Windows NT Demo SILICON VALLEY, CA -- Attendees at the Microsoft ActiveDemo Conference held this week in San Jose were greeted by a pleasant surprise yesterday
Linux. Somehow a g...

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