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Jargon Coiner (#13) An irregular feature that aims to give you advance warning of new jargon that we've just made up.
* NINETY-NINERS: In 1849, a horde of people ("Forty-niners") headed to Califo...
Please please please don't use Word, It really makes you look absurd!
The Dancing Paper Clip is crappy, Use something else and be more happy!...
Treaty of Helsinki Signed HELSINKI, FINLAND -- A cease-fire in the flame war between Linux and FreeBSD has been reached.
A group of two dozen Linux and FreeBSD zealots met in Helsinki to ratify a...
ERIC S. RAYMOND: I'd like to introduce Eric Jones, a disadvantaged member of the geek community who has been forced to live in a homeless shelter.
Eric? Come on out here and tell us about yourself......
This telethon isn't just about helping disenfranchised geeks.
We're also here for the betterment of mankind through our research into finding a Cure for Windows....
Programming for money sucks... you have to deal with PHBs, 16 hour days, and spending the night in your cubicle half of the time to avoid the Commute From Hell.
.. I minored in Journalism, so I tried...
OPPRESSED GEEK: Everybody keeps blaming me for the Y2K problem, the Melissa Virus, Windows crashes.
.. you name it....
Do-It-Yourself IPO You too can get rich quick by translating an existing Linux distribution into one of the following untapped marke
- Babylonian - Hittite - Ancient Egyptian (hieroglyphics may...
This is excellent news! I haven't thought about remedies yet.
.. well, you know, I can think of one thing the court should do...

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