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Tux Penguin Beanie Baby Sales Skyrocket Two weeks ago Ty released a 'Tux the Penguin' Beanie Baby.
Sales of the stuffed toy have exceeded expectations....
ARE YOU ADDICTED TO SLASHDOT? Take this short test to find out if you are a Dothead.
1. Do you submit articles to Slashdot and then reload the main page every 3....
Microsoft Acquires Nothing REDMOND, WA -- In an unprecedented move, Microsoft refrained from acquiring any rival companies for a full week.
I can't believe it," one industry analyst noted. "This i...
Stallman's Latest Proclamation Richard M. Stallman doesn't want you to say "Windows" anymore.
He is now advocating that people call this OS by its real name...
Linux Drinking Game (Abridged) With a group of friends, take turns reading articles about Linux from popular media sources (Ziff-Davis AnchorDesk is recommended) or postings on Usenet (try alt.
fan.bi...
Tux Penguin Boxing Match LAS VEGAS, NV -- The unofficial Linux mascot Tux the Penguin will face his arch rival the BSD Daemon in a boxing match this Saturday night.
The match is part of the Interna...
Increased Electricity Consumption Blamed on Linux WASHINGTON, D.
C. -- The US Department of Energy claims Linux is partially responsible for the increased demand for electricity during the past year....
Could You Get Fired for Visiting Slashdot? PADUCAH, KY -- Matt Johnson, an employee at Paradigm Shift Consulting, Inc.
was fired from his programming job because of his addiction to Slashdot. Johnso...
Linux Ported to Homer Simpson's Brain SPRINGFIELD -- Slashdot recently reported on Homer Simpson's brain "upgrade" to an Intel CPU.
Intel hails the CPU transplant as the "World's Greatest Technologi...
Operation Desert Slash WASHINGTON, D.C. -- High officials in the US military are planning on putting the 'Slashdot Effect' to use against Iraq.
Pentagon computer experts think that the Slashdot Effe...

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