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Is Windows Antique? SILICON VALLEY -- The first ever antique mall devoted to computers has opened its doors deep in the heart of Silicon Valley.
Named "Stacks of Antiqueues", the new mall features o...
Attack of the Tuxissa Virus What started out as a prank posting to comp.
os.linux.advocacy yesterday has turned into one of the most significant viruses in computing history....
New Crime Identified: "Tech Rage" HARRISBURG, IL -- The police department in this Illinois town has coined a new term for a growing trend in crime
ech rage". Tech rage shares many similarities wi...
Invasion of the Dancing Penguin Those annoying, dancing cartoon characters embedded in software applications are no longer confined to Microsoft programs.
They have entered the realm of Linux. A ne...
The War Against Linux A significant obstacle on the path to Linux World Domination has emerged.
A reactionary grass-roots movement has formed to fight, as they call it, "The War Against Linux"....
BSOD Simulator Users of Red Hat 6.0 are discovering a new feature that hasn't been widely advertised
a Blue Screen of Death simulator. By default, the bsodsim program activates when the user hi...
Actual Snippet of Windows Source Code! Honest! NOTE
The following snippet of the Windows 95 source code was sent to us via 'unofficial' channels....
Examples of the output generated when running commonly typed commands under YODIX, the new Unix-like operating system for Star Wars fans (Submitted by Dave Finton)
# pwd Know you not where you are....
Dave Finton gazes into his crystal ball... July 2000
Government Issues Update on Y2K Crisis to American Public In a statement to all U....

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