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Anonymous Noncoward writes, "For my Economics 101 class, I have to pretend to be Bill Gates and write an editorial defending Microsoft against anti-trust charges, citing economic principles.
To comple...
Are you sick of wasting valuable seconds while ingesting caffeine or eating a cold pizza?
Is your programming project running behind because you keep falling asleep?...
DeCSS T-Shirt Used To Commit Piracy! College student Cody Potter stunned the world yesterday when he used a T-shirt with the printed DeCSS source code to illegally copy a DVD of "Star Trek XXI
We P...
Brown Orifice" Is Only The Beginning Last week security holes were found in Netscape's Java implementation that allowed it to act as a web server.
Earlier today, a hacker announced that he had fou...
Look Out! It's Microsoft Outlook An old maxim in the Unix community states, "All programs expand until they can read mail.
.. except Microsoft Outlook." Well, that's no longer true. By taking advantag...
The Next Big Thing: "Clairvoyant Consultants" Nobody likes to deal with tech support or customer service reps.
A growing number of people are getting sick of being put on hold for three hours and th...
The Linux House 1.01 Mr. Billy O'Nair knows how to build a house.
The 24 year old retired dotcom billionaire has constructed the "Linux House 1....
Clippit Charged With Attempted Murder Microsoft's Dancing Paper Clip turned violent last week and nearly killed a university student testing a new Windows-based human-computer interface.
The victim...
Throwing Windows Out The Window The Federal Bureau Of Missing Socks has banned the use of Microsoft Windows and Office on all employee computers.
But don't get too excited; they aren't going to repl...
Unobfuscated Perl (#1) A rogue group of Perl hackers has presented a plan to add a "use really_goddamn_strict" pragma that would enforce readability and UNobfuscation.
With this pragma in force, the...

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