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Breaking up Microsoft isn't enough. What the court needs to do is start breaking kneecaps.
If Microsoft uses the breakup as an opportunity to port Office, and its infernal Dancing Paper Clip, to my Linux operating system, heads will fly!
I'll track down that idiot who created Clippit and si...
The new "I Love You" virus is not the work of some snot-nosed acne-laced teenager working from a basement in the Phillipines.
It's actually part of a conspiracy concocted by the unholy alliance of Mic...
Right now hundreds of Anonymous Cowards are cheering the fact that only Windows boobs are victims of ILOVEYOU and other email viruses.
I realize Outlook is so insecure that using it is like posting a...
Security Holes Found In Microsoft Easter Eggs REDMOND, WA -- It's damage control time for the Microsoft Marketing Machine.
Not only have exploits been found in IE, Outlook, and even the Dancing Pape...
Brief History Of Linux (#1) Re-Inventing the Wheel Our journey through the history of Linux begins ca.
28000 B.C. when a large all-powerful company called MoogaSoft monopolized the wheel-making indu...
Brief History Of Linux (#2) Hammurabi's Open-Source Code Hammurabi became king of Babylonia around 1750BC.
Under his reign, a sophisticated legal code developed; Version 1, containing 282 clauses, w...
Brief History Of Linux (#3) Lawyers Unite Humanity faced a tremendous setback ca.
1100 A.D., when the first law school was established in Bologna....
Brief History Of Linux (#4) Walls & Windows Most people don't realize that many of the technological innovations taken for granted in the 20th Century date back centuries ago.
The concept of a netwo...

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