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Excerpts From The First Annual Nerd Bowl (#7) JOHN SPLADDEN
NOTICE LinuxForecast.com has issued a Slashdot Effect Watch for your domain effective for the next 48 hours.
Forecast models indicate that Taco Boy is planning on posting an article about your "Pengu...
I Want My Bugs! An entymologist in Georgia is threatening to sue Microsoft over false advertising in Windows 2000.
According to Microsoft, Win2K contains 63,000 bugs," he explained. "However, the sh...
Freaks In Linux Houses Shouldn't Throw FUD By Mr. Stu Poor, technology pundit for the Arkansas "Roadkill Roundup" newspaper.
[Editor's Note: He's the local equivalent of Jesse Berst]. As you all kno...
Affordable Virtual Beowulf Cluster Every nerd drools over Beowulf clusters, but very few have even seen one, much less own one.
Until now, that is. Eric Gylgen, the open source hacker famous for Evi...
Anatomy Of A Ziff-Davis Pundit Collected Jesse Berst ramblings from the past few yea
"I've always said Linux could be a serious challenger....
Another Satisfied MICROSOFT Customer.
.. +----------+ As the inventor of the Internet, I know a | | quality server operating system when I see | SMILING | one....
Will Silicon Valley Become A Ghost Town? Back in the 80s, businessmen hoped that computers would usher in a paperless office.
Now in the 00s, businessmen are hoping that paper will usher in a compu...
What I'd like to see is a prohibition on Microsoft incorporating multi-megabyte Easter Eggs and other stupid bloatware into Windows and Office.
A typical computer with pre-installed Microsoft shovewa...

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