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• Lisa: Listen, I can take care of everything. All you have to do is unshrink me.
  Frink: Unshrink you? Well, that would require some sort of a *re*-bigulator, which is a concept so ridiculous is makes me want to laugh out loud and chortle, and....
• Lisa: [gasps] Tiny little people! My God! I've created life!
  Marge: Lisa! Breakfast! We're having waffles! Lisa...
• Leader: Welcome to our world, most gracious Lisa. Lisa
  Your world is incredible. _And_ you speak English....
• Bart, you stay home and tape the hockey game. -- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VII
• Well, let's get started: you want to be on the right or the left?
  -- Hugo, about to sew himself to Bart, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Oh boy, mold! That's science fair pay dirt.
  -- I can't hold my excitement, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Wait, one of them is nailing something to the door of the cathedral.
  [gasps] I've created Lutherans! -- Lisa, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Principal Skinner, wait! *I* created the universe! Give _me_ the gift certificate!
  -- Lisa, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Ugh, Bob Dole doesn't need this.
  -- Bob Dole being abducted by aliens, "Treehouse of Horror VII...