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  But if he enters through the window, you've got a situation. -- Billy Wilde...
• An actor entering through the door, you've got nothing.
  But if he enters through the window, you've got a situation. Billy Wilder , american directo...
• Comic book guy: Question: is your name Ripley Scott or James Cameron?
  Homer: No, it's Homer. Comic book guy: Then I would thank you to stop peering at my screenplay, _Homer_....
• Some guy came running in the other night and said, "Somebody stole my car!
  I said, "Did you see him?" He said, "No, but I got his license plate." -- Bill Barne...
• Live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse. -- James Dea
• Texas A&M football coach Jackie Sherrill went to the office of the Dean of Academics because he was concerned about his players' mental abilities.
  "My players are just too stupid for me to deal with them", he told the unbelieving dean....
• The world is white no longer, and it will never be white again.
  -- James Baldwin (1924- ), Notes of a Native Son (1955)...
• Many people think that history is a dull subject. Dull?
  Is it "dull" that Jesse James once got bitten on the forehead by an ant, and at first it didn't seem like anything, but then the bite got worse and worse, so he went to a doctor in town, and the secretary told him to wait, so he sat down and waited, and waited, and waited, and waited, and then finally he got to see the doctor, and the doctor put some salve on it?...
• Somehow he got in [to law school]; he talked his way in. -- James Quayle, Dan's fathe