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• Murphy's First Law for Husbands: If you run into an old girlfriend -- no matter how innocently -- your wife will know about it before you get home.
• Murphy's Third Law for Husbands: The gifts you buy your wife are never as appropriate as the gifts your neighbor buys his wife.
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Did you hear about the Newfie Who wouldn't go out with his wife because she was married.
• Moe: What did you give your wife for Valentine's Day? Joe: The usual gift -- she ate my heart out.
• Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
  -- Murphy's Law Corollary 6...
• A woman was out driving with her husband. She was speeding along at about fifty.
  Suddenly a motorcycle cop appeared alongside and told her to pull over....
• A father gave his teen-age daughter an untrained pedigreed pup for her birthday.
  An hour later, when wandered through the house, he found her looking at a puddle in the center of the kitchen....
• What's a 68? She goes down on you, and you owe her one.