Related:

• John Cameron's Law No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered, take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
• Hindu to Christian: "How many *times* have you been born-again?
• How many programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but you can never change it back again....
• Chisholm's Third Law Proposals, as understood by the proposer, will be judged otherwise by others.
  Corollary 1: If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will....
• How many bluegrass musicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It doesn't matter because the banjo player is gonna' change it again anyway after everybody else is done....
• How many Germans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ve are asking ze qvestions here!
• Taylor's Law of Tailoring: No matter how many alterations, cheap pants never fit.
• You can tell how bad a musical is by how many times the chorus yells, "Hooray!" -- Crosby's Law
• Seits's Law of Higher Education: The one course you must take to graduate will not be offered during your last semester.