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Woodside's Grocery Principle: The Bag That Breaks Is The One With The Eggs.
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Woodside's Grocery Principle: The bag that breaks is the one
with the eggs.
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The bag that breaks has the eggs. -- Woodside's Grocery Principle
The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.
The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.
-- The Grocery Bag Law...
The common cormorant, or shag, lays eggs inside a paper bag.
Grocery bagger to customer: "Do you want to destroy a tree by using a paper bag or endanger the environment with plastic?
Where did all the bag boys in the grocery store go, the ones who knew how to pack the stuff so that the bread did not come home crushed?
The most expensive component is the one that breaks.
Woman: Your son was trespassing on my property and destroyed a very valuable stone gargoyle, and -- Are you wearing a grocery bag?
Homer: I have misplaced my pants. Bart After Dark...