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The Candy Bar You Planned To Eat On The Way Home From The Market Is Hidden At The Bottom Of The Grocery Bag.
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The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is
hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.
-- The Grocery Bag Law
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The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.
-- The Grocery Bag Law...
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Where did all the bag boys in the grocery store go, the ones who knew how to pack the stuff so that the bread did not come home crushed?
Woman: Your son was trespassing on my property and destroyed a very valuable stone gargoyle, and -- Are you wearing a grocery bag?
Homer: I have misplaced my pants. Bart After Dark...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you stop by the grocery store on your way home, and write your check out in hex.
Homer: Just a minute! [sounds of grunting and paper tearing] Hello?
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You may be redneck... if you drive a tractor to the grocery store.