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Working Cook's Laws: 1. If You're Wondering If You Took The Meat Out To Thaw, You Didn't.
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Working Cook's Laws: 1. If you're wondering if you took the meat
out to thaw, you didn't. 2. If you're wondering if you left the
coffee pot plugged in, you did.
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Are you SURE it's plugged in?
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