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• Young's Law of Inanimate Mobility: All inanimate objects can move just enough to get in your way.
• Battling inanimate objects is pointless.
• The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him. -- Russell Bake
• Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categorie
  hose that don't work, those that break down, and those that get lost. -- Russell Bake...
• Performance is directly affected by the perversity of inanimate objects. -- Charles P. Boyle
• Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each othe
  admiring your Christmas-tree ornaments, singing carols around the upright piano, sipping at their drinks and nibbling hors d'oeuvres....
• Rap's Law of Inanimate Reproduction: If you take something apart and put it back together enough times, eventually you will have two of them.
• If you take something apart and put it back together often enough, you will eventually have two of them.
  -- Rap's Law of Inanimate Reproductio...