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John's Collateral Corollary In order to get a loan you must first prove you don't need it.
Johnson's Corollary to Heller's Law Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere within your organization.
Johnson's First Law of Auto Repair Any tool dropped while repairing an automobile will roll under the car to the vehicle's exact geographic center.
Johnson-Laird's Law Toothache tends to start on Saturday night.
Jones' Law The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.
Jones' Motto Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Kamin's Second Law Threat of capital controls accelerates marginal capital outflows.
Kamin's Third Law Combined total taxation from all levels of government will always increase (until the government is replaced by war or revolution).
Kamin's Fourth Law Government inflation is always worse than statistics indicate

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