-- How many
people at a London Vegans meeting
-- does it take to change
a light bulb?
All thirty. Well, actually it's only one, but he has to wait
at least half an hour while the others read out all the
announcements.
How many
Christians
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
200!!! 100 to sit in church and pray long sonorous prayers for it
to see the light again, 10 to stand on street corners and point out
to others how that if they don't accept what they're being told,
their light might go out as well, 3 to try and exorcise the demon of
darkness out of the light bulb, 2 to gather together in
"the name of the lord" because where two or more are gathered together
in "his" name....
