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  Two. One to change it and one to grow a droopy moustache....
• How many pro-choicers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to do it and one to assert that the bulb didn't exist before it was lit up....
• How many gay men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three, one to screw in an Art Deco bulb and two to shriek "Fabulous!...
• How many homophobes -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  It obviously has to be done by just one. They don't screw around with other men....
• How many Buffalonians -- does it take to screw a in a light bulb?
  Two-one to get the new bulb out of the snowbank, and one to screw it in....
• How many Germans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in....
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw in the bulb, and one to patch it into the Korg....
• How many NRA members -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to do it and the other one to get his dick out of the gun....
• How many fighter pilots -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one because the world revolves around him....