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  Two. One to screw it in and one to screw it up....
• How many junkies -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to roll it, and one to light it up....
• How many Germans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in....
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• How many chickens -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two-one to do it and one to cross the road....
• How many Republicans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to do it and one to steady the chandelier....
• How many Mahayana Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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• How many homophobes -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to do it, and one to get the sterile rubber gloves because it's possible that a gay touched the bulb before him....