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• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the ladder.......
• Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people....
• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people....
• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None - it will be fined (fixed ?) in the next version....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One. But if the bulb IS replaced, the job will go to a minority or woman contractor....
• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  They aren't certain, everytime they do the math, they get a different number....
• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  586 of them, and it will take them a year from the moment you convince them that the light bulb is not functioning per the spec....
• How many carpenters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Sod you! That's the electrician's job....
• How many Scousers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but 200 had to apply for the job....