-- How many
members of the Impossible Missions Force
-- does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5. While Cinnamon creates a diversion by wearing a skimpy dress,
I use a tiny narcotic dart to knock out the facist dictator and remove his
body. Meanwhile, Rolin, wearing a plastic mask, masquerades as the dictator
long enough for Barney to sneak up to the next floor, drill a hole down
into the light fixture, remove the burnt-out bulb, and replace it with a
new super-high wattage model of his own design. Meanwhile, Willie drives
up to the front entrance in a laundry truck. Just before Rolin's real
identity is revealed, we escape to the laundry truck, drive to the airfield,
and fly back to Washington.
How many
NRA members
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3-One to give up the old bulb when they pry it from his
cold dead fingers, one to screw it in and pose for an
"I'm the NRA" ad while doing so, and one to complain
about the waiting period....
