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• How many Beverly Hills residents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they have a service come in and do that....
• How many doctors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They just tell it to take two asprin and come round to the surgery later....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. It's not the light bulb that needs changing....
• How many thought police -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. There never was any light bulb....
• How many libertarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, because somebody might come into the room who likes to sit in the dark....
• How many Christian Scientists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on....
• How many frat guys -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Frat boys screw in puddles of vomit....
• How many Republicans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they only screw the poo...
• How many Sun readers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, but one is enough to screw up the joke....