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• How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Blondes screw in back seats, not in light bulbs, silly....
• How many cats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need....
• How many Native Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they have council fires instead....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs!...
• How many auto mechanics -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs....
• How many husbands -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Six. One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs....
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Lawyers don't change bulbs. Now if you're looking for someone to really screw a bulb......
• How many graduate students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1/100. A graduate student needs to change 100 light bulbs a day....
• How many survivors of a nuclear war -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....