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• How many Necrophiliacs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one. Oh, excuse me, could you please test the socket with your finger while I go get a new bulb?...
• How many men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? One -- men will screw anything.
• How many gorillas -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!...
• How many Pygmies -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  At least three. Note: think height!...
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs!...
• How many Hindus -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to do the puja. Note: PUJA is a religious ceremony....
• How many rednecks -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, it only takes one person to use a hammer....
• How many recovering addicts -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but it takes twelve steps....
• How many Mahayana Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....