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• How many Iranians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage....
• How many university students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to hold it and one to turn him around....
• How many safety inspectors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four. One to change it and three to hold the ladder....
• How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, the new one and the old one. (hahahahah ???)...
• How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her....
• How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to hold the light bulb, two to spin the ladder....
• How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)...
• How many jugglers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but it takes at least three light bulbs....
• How many Soviet emigres -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, and a lot of light bulbs....