How Many Surgeons -- Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

How many orthopedic surgeons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Why don't you just let us take out the socket? You aren't using it anyway, and it will only cause you trouble later....
How many MS tech supports -- does it take to change a light bulb?
"The light bulb doesn't work? You must be using a non-standard socket....
How many surgeons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They would wait for a suitable donor and do a filament transplant....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Seven. One to change the light bulb, three to protest the offense committed by the light bulb in regards to the socket, two to secretly wish they were the socket, and one to secretly wish she was the light bulb....
How many dentists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the light bulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash....
How many women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all get electrocuted trying to excite the socket....
How many quantum mechanicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
They can't. If they know where the socket is, they cannot locate the new bulb....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
100. One to change it, and 99 to wring their hands and agonize about how oppressed the socket is....
How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change the bulb and three to share the experience....