How Many Dentists -- Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Seven. One to change the light bulb, three to protest the offense committed by the light bulb in regards to the socket, two to secretly wish they were the socket, and one to secretly wish she was the light bulb....
How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to hold the light bulb, two to spin the ladder....
How many poets -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle... ... and one to change the bulb....
How many firemen -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - one to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof....
How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change the bulb and three to share the experience....
How many Mafia members -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the light bulb and one to kill the witness....
How many jugglers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it takes at least three light bulbs....
How many Belgians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
100. One to change it, and 99 to wring their hands and agonize about how oppressed the socket is....