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• How many rock'n'rollers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  5, one to change the bulb and 4 to get in free because they know the guy who owns the socket....
• How many women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they all get electrocuted trying to excite the socket....
• How many MS tech supports -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  "The light bulb doesn't work? You must be using a non-standard socket....
• How many Heisenbergs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  If you know the number, you don't know where the light bulb is....
• How many Libras -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Well gee, I don't know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned out....
• How many Newfies -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to bite the bulb out of the socket and one to hammer the new one in....
• How many Contras -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but he doesn't know where it came from....
• How many Mac owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to ask the socket to eject the old bulb, and one to insert the new one....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Seven. One to change the light bulb, three to protest the offense committed by the light bulb in regards to the socket, two to secretly wish they were the socket, and one to secretly wish she was the light bulb....